Twelve Things I Learned About Marriage So Far

1.  It's nice to wake up un-alone and have smooches even with bad breath.

2.  When you eat meat and he doesn't, settle for eggs.

3.  Do not mess with his shoes, man!

4.  Always put wet clothes in plastic bags.

5.  Say your piece but don't yell.

6.  He will always say bad things about Ph but it doesn't mean he hates being here.

7.  Men change their minds more often than women.

8.  Travel light does not apply all the time.

9.  A kiss always makes things a lot better.

10.  Do not pour hot water in plastic bottles, where is your brain?

11.  Not all meals are taken three times a day.

12.  I can survive without rice.