tao lang ko lord!

BLOOPERS THROUGH THE YEARS

WHO IS ST. IGNATIUS?
first year student: "st. ignatius was born in spain in
1491. when he is older, he join the Philippine Army
and was hitted by a canyon ball"
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create a poem about st. ignatius.
student's poem: "oh ignatius, younger of 13 seedlings!"
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while watching tv patrol on the sta. rosa laguna residents complaint
about nur misuari...
gen: maypa ang pilipinas mangita og isla nga mabutangan sa mga
piniriso para way gubot.
shal: lagi, pareha sa albatross...
gen: so gubot!alcatraz siguro!
(shugok na jud ko. low-level!)
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shal: gusto nako maging astronaut.

shai: ako gusto ko maging archaeology
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ali: unsa gani spelling sa ettiquette?

shai: kuan, e-q-u-i....
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shal: unsa dessert sa lunch?

romel: saging

shal: banana nga saging?
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what are they talking about?

romel: pwede ko mangayo'g lubot?

kikit: lamian gyud ko'g lubot
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glenn: kabalo ka, paglaba nimo ana Step, dili na mobula ang planggana!
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Step: hoy Glenn, kadaghan ba kaayo ana! Mas daghan pa man ka'g lawas kaysa bata!
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